I Had To Shave, Like A Man Named Dave, Who Has A Path To Pave

As you can tell by my amazingly intelligent title, I shaved, and well, I thought this would be a good opportunity for me to blog about my ideas on shaving products. Do you realize that they keep coming up with new crap, like first it started with 3 blades, I mean when they did that people were amazed, but no, Schick retaliated with the Quatro, which ofcource is amazing for me, I also realize how pointless it is that I persist on getting these products. I mean people who know me know that I can shave with a blunt rock or maybe even a butter knife for the amount of hair I grow, I still own a Gillette Mach3 and a Schick Quatro. What's next really after this, how far will we take it, lets see....
Introducing the Gillette Katana..


All the Japanese precision crafted into one blade with one desire, closet shave you will ever have or your life back!
Or...
The Schick Saber...

What George did not do, we did, get rid of your 5 o'clock dark side, with the Schick saber, its like the Gillette Katana but with power!(batteries not included)

Posted by Keiran at 12:21 AM