Please do not read if you have a weak stomach

People brace your selves; I always felt that people with fetishes were a bit weird. But, hey whatever. But today I have been disgusted as how far these table lamp and chandelier pretending people have gone. I was watching HBO and there was a show about outrageous sex. It was called "Real Sex", relax, nothing pornographic about it, and even if it was its SICK! It was called Sploshing. Maybe you have heard of it, but I have not. It is the Fetish, where people who get their jollies off by having food on themselves. Yes food! I also realize that cake is quite a favorite among these WEIRDOS. This girl was having a conversation about how different kinds of cake has different feelings. It seems she likes to sit on Caramel cakes, very sticky it seems! And the company that makes these photographs for these sickos, has a cook! He also likes to SPLOSH! He was making a cake and finding it hard to keep from touching himself. Look at what the culinary standards have become! And they also enjoy chocolate syrup. There was a video of this lady pouring baked beans down her arse crack. Really what the hell is up with that? People around the world die of starvation, but these freaks don’t care as longs as they have a blueberry pie on one arse cheek and a triple chocolate cake with nuts on the other!

Posted by Keiran at 10:31 PM