Cool Quotes

Well it seems that Jonny actually did not come up with "Beating the meat like it owes you money". In actual fact it is from the Dave Chaplle Show. Which I feel is really funny and I enjoy it, so if anyone reading this please don't charge me for purgery. But Jonny did come up with two good ones.

For an un trust worthy person- Will sell his own mother for cigarette money
religion- We must remember in the end we are all in the same toilet just different cubicles.

I don't know about you but I rather found the religion one funny. But it has made me wonder my place in this world. I myself am not a religious person, if you asked me today, I would say I do not believe in God. Maybe I would be enlightened some day but what if I died tomorrow. This lead me to my question to Jonny. "What about people who don't believe in God?". To which he replied "These people have to use the urinals!". I am not gonna lie I personally do not like using the urinals. So it has now let me to wonder if not believing in God is good for me. But now I leave you with a thought. What about girls who don't believe in God?! Dum Tum Dum! Tag your thought all of my 2-10 readers on a good day!

Posted by Keiran at 12:34 PM