Cheesey Cop Shows

By the way I am not speaking of Cops, but those dramas. My favorite is ofcourse CSI, but that's not cheesey. But also Law And Order. Its a cool show but the lines are just amazingly cheesey, like when you buy Nachos from the cinema and it hardens!I have a few examples:

Cop1: Come on guy, What do you think ya gonna find, trust me you are just turning over rocks!
Detective Max: Remember, When you turn over a rock you may just find a rattle snake!

This show is in New York. Turn over a damn rock and find me a rattle snake!

Example 2: Senario, The chief has been setup/framed by his own department, and his detective try and help him, which in turn angers him.

chief: Max forget it, forget I ever asked for your help!
Detective Max: Donald, the sharks are out and there is blood in the water!

what's with Max and his animals he cant see in New York????

The best for last ofcourse!

Suspect: What, What you think you got on me huh? Nothing, nothing u got nothing on my ass!(By the way, Mexican guy with cheap accent)
Detective Max: Oh don't worry, your ass is grass Hombre!

Ass is grass???? whats up with that??

Posted by Keiran at 10:31 PM